unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

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ffxded:

sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them but their presence just bothers me.

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

I hate when ppl are like “why is she wearing a jacket if she has a skirt/shorts on?¿¿”
Like friend

Friend.
Everyone knows they don’t make jackets for your legs

So shut up friend.

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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